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*out for dinner with friends*
Me: I’m going to need 5 desserts and 1 spoon.
Waiter: Don’t you mean 1 dessert and 5 spoons?
Me: You heard me.

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I’m so inactive, my Fitbit sent my family a bouquet of flowers and a sympathy card.

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And just then, Frodo realized he’d forgotten to charge his Fitbit before leaving The Shire.