@Quack_Daniel

Darth Vader: “Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let’s not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand.”

@Quack_Daniel

Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills.

@Quack_Daniel

People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom.

@Quack_Daniel

After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan’s threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm.