
Sorry kids, if Santa were real he’d have a podcast by now
Sorry kids, if Santa were real he’d have a podcast by now
We’ve replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump’s speech with the names of IKEA® furniture. Let’s see if he notices
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You’re annoying enough as it is
Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I’m composing a strongly worded email
Free tip for home invaders: literally everybody with an iPhone6 is out at brunch right now
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
a murder of crows, a pride of lions, a virgin of gamers
This spa was amazing!
Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash.
Any walk can be a walk-of-shame when you’re an adult wearing Crocs™
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi