@RedheadChaos

If I am wearing red lipstick you can be sure I have one thing on my mind..

I hope I don’t have any on my teeth.

@RedheadChaos

Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation..

~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand

@RedheadChaos

Redheads are an endangered species, I think that every city should have a petting party for them at least once a week.
~quits job, buys RV

@RedheadChaos

New guy: I really like your name

Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday