Some people say I’m suspicious and adversarial, and they’d better have a goddamn good attorney.
GUY VISITING FROM THE SUN: This weather isn’t hot
I can’t be a sellout. I have no idea what anyone wants.
GOOGLE USER: What are symptoms of skin cancer
GOOGLE: 20% off best skin cancer now
Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora
JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn’t work out as you hoped
ME: Well I got two English degrees