i’ll have the chicken finger platter & my lovely wife will have
*hands over coupon
something of equal or lesser value
What’s your answer?!
*whispers into microphone*
Please help me, I don’t even know these people
Noah: I need 2 of every animal
Shark: even us?
Noah: no, you can swim
Unicorn: I’m pretty good at swimming
Noah: go for it
u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn’t shower? Moses. hi i’m your new youth pastor Keith
Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago
Girl are you the burning bush?
Cuz you’re hot. And there’s no conceivable reason you should be talking to me.
[raises hand in math class]
HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY’RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?
in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle
Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines.
I’m not Madagascar, I’m just disappointedgascar