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The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.

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This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.

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AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.

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*driving home*

Me: I spy something gray.
4yo: Your hair!
Me:…
4yo:…
Me: I spy something adopted.

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I’ll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!