@STOTLE

What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?

@STOTLE

Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body.

@STOTLE

If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash

@STOTLE

Wow, so it’s true… Toddlers in Tiaras is the prequel to 16 and Pregnant which is the Prequel to Intervention