@SalorMoon_Shine

Went on a date and the guy asked me my blood type. That’s normal right?
*Puts lock box on kidneys*

@SalorMoon_Shine

This year for Mothers Day, I’d just like all the charging cables back that my kids have stollen from me

@SalorMoon_Shine

Googles: what to do with 100 dyed hard boiled eggs

Google: do you have any enemies?

@SalorMoon_Shine

I’m the kind of girl that likes to wake up. Hear the birds chirping. And throw my coffee at them.