Coffee beans are grinding. Even they get more action than I do
Went on a date and the guy asked me my blood type. That’s normal right?
*Puts lock box on kidneys*
This year for Mothers Day, I’d just like all the charging cables back that my kids have stollen from me
Legos cost way too much for smthg I still have to put together myself
Googles: what to do with 100 dyed hard boiled eggs
Google: do you have any enemies?
When I was a kid $100 was a lot of money. Just like it is now.
I’m the kind of girl that likes to wake up. Hear the birds chirping. And throw my coffee at them.