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Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time….

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Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day…… Give a fish a man and you’re probably in the Mafia

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I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.

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When people see ghosts, why aren’t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?

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“You the bomb” “No you the bomb”….- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.

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Whenever I sing, my mom goes outside. Not to get away from me, but to prove to my neighbors that she’s not beating me.