@SavageDabs69 Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time….
@SavageDabs69 @SavageDabs69 Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day…… Give a fish a man and you’re probably in the Mafia
@SavageDabs69 I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.
@SavageDabs69 Pool party at my house… BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)…
@SavageDabs69 When people see ghosts, why aren’t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
@SavageDabs69 “You the bomb” “No you the bomb”….- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.
@SavageDabs69 I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets.
@SavageDabs69 Whenever I sing, my mom goes outside. Not to get away from me, but to prove to my neighbors that she’s not beating me.