@ScottLinnen Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You’d think one of them would ask me what the hell’s wrong.
@ScottLinnen @ScottLinnen So many haunted “mansions.” Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.
@ScottLinnen Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide
@ScottLinnen Your “COEXIST” sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace.
@ScottLinnen We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: “I see dreadful people.”
@ScottLinnen This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma.
SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL
@ScottLinnen Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are.
@ScottLinnen Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together
@ScottLinnen All I’m saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we’re all french toast.
@ScottLinnen You really dropped the ball today Ted. You’re fired.
“Please, no. I can try harder.”
You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.