Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered my next mealy, Came an empty tapping, a rapping at my pantry door. Quoth the Ramen “ever poor”
Mailmen are basically reverse garbagemen.
Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You’d think one of them would ask me what the hell’s wrong.
So many haunted “mansions.” Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.
Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide
Your “COEXIST” sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace.
We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: “I see dreadful people.”
This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma.
SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL
Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are.
Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together