@Shariv67

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.

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After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.

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After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.

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After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.

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Tonight I’m going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I’ll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza.

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Tonight I’m going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I’ll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza.

@Shariv67

“Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.”
“What makes you so sure?”
“He is a penguin.”

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“I just threw up in my mouth a little.” – Cows

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Schrödinger’s cat wasn’t so special. I’m both alive and dead inside 24/7.

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The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that’s all you really need.