@ShittingtonUK

The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It’s crazy.

@ShittingtonUK

Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers.

@ShittingtonUK

He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who’s a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.—Dog obituary