@ShootyDoody What if aliens have already visited our planet, and made contact with the most intelligent species, and it’s just not us?
@ShootyDoody @ShootyDoody The only time I’ll care about Basketball:
@ShootyDoody A smile lets people know you are willing and able to bite them if necessary.
@ShootyDoody Stop calling women wild and fierce, unless they’ve bitten someone.
@ShootyDoody God’s Wife: I just need some space!
God: (passive aggressively creates the universe)