@SonOfCha Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by.
@SonOfCha @SonOfCha You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n’ grind?
Trevor in human resources.
@SonOfCha Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I’m tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella.
@SonOfCha Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space.
@SonOfCha I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that’s all well & good but they totally got the giraffe’s accent wrong.
@SonOfCha I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
@SonOfCha I call all dogs ‘puppies’, regardless of age. They like it.
@SonOfCha The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.
@SonOfCha Nice tan. I’m guessing your mother is white & your father’s a sweet potato?
@SonOfCha A funny thing happened on the way to my potential.