@StanHels1ng

My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl.

@StanHels1ng

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming “stay away from me!”

@StanHels1ng

I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.