Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.
What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination
You’re 15 and miss the 90’s? Yeah, I’m sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.
I hate people who say ‘age is just a number’… Age is clearly a word.