Why is there a show called “When Animals Attack”? It should be called “When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals.”
The 4 stage of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Clause
4. You look like Santa Claus
One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away.
Spiders: Nature’s reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl.