@TribalSpaceCat Me: Do you have any wrongdog?
“Ugh fine what’s wrongdog”
Me: thank you so much for asking I’m doing terrible
@TribalSpaceCat @TribalSpaceCat [stop light]
It will turn green in
5
4
3
2
1..
And
Now
It
Will
Turn
Greeeeeeeen
*turns green*
Ah yes nailed it.
@TribalSpaceCat PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?
@TribalSpaceCat This is my favorite Twitter interaction ever.
@TribalSpaceCat Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are
@TribalSpaceCat Very normal stages of anger:
1) kinda upset
2) crying
3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show
@TribalSpaceCat “Hey pregnant, I’m dad”
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“Oh god wait.”