my kid correcting me about a dinosaur fact
Fabio hasn’t aged a day
“Have them press 1 again.”
“Good.”
“Now, 3 minutes of silence.”
“Are they still there?”
“Give them 18 minutes of pan flute.”– Call Center Training
yet another student using CatGPT to do their schoolwork
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
“Can I have one?”
“Only if you do the thing.”
“Do I have to?”
“Yes, and you have to do the voice.”
“𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩… Harry Potter must not return to Hogwarts!”
Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.
I like to think of brunch as the purest form of anarchy. Want a burger between 2 waffles? Go for it. Scrambled eggs on a brownie? Heck yeah! Toss some onion rings in those Froot Loops, you are ungovernable. For 90 glorious minutes, all rules of polite society have been suspended.
the last thing a carrot sees
sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior
While we’re all distracted by AI and the fear of a robot uprising, the real enemy is quietly gathering its forces.
some Old Testament wisdom
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
As always, Wile E. Coyote’s plan had unexpected consequences.
I was singing along with a song in the car, and my daughter asked me how I knew all the words. Remembering that it was from playing Guitar Hero, I looked her in the eyes and said, “I used to be in the band.”