@UncleDuke1969 don’t do it sharon, it’s a trap
@UncleDuke1969 oh ffs josh did you not read the email
@UncleDuke1969 obviously, you’d be a fool not to get two
@UncleDuke1969 “Just be patient, Liam. The dude in the Tahoe is a heart attack waiting to happen.”
@UncleDuke1969 there’s probably a fee though
@UncleDuke1969 you gotta be faster
@UncleDuke1969 i’m sure it’s fine, you just gotta shake it up a bit
@UncleDuke1969 “Are you happy, Ted? Now you know what that button does.”
@UncleDuke1969 “I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
@UncleDuke1969 “Honey, can you come here?”
“What is it?”
“There’s something in the tub.”
“Spider?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Just squish it.”
“Can you please do it?”
“Stop being such a baby.”