@UncleDuke1969

“Just be patient, Liam. The dude in the Tahoe is a heart attack waiting to happen.”

@UncleDuke1969

“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”

@UncleDuke1969

“Honey, can you come here?”
“What is it?”
“There’s something in the tub.”
“Spider?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Just squish it.”
“Can you please do it?”
“Stop being such a baby.”