@WashedUpTweeter Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.
@WashedUpTweeter @WashedUpTweeter I’m a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off.
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