If u luv sumthin set it free
*releases 2yr old into the wild*
Good luck son
STOP FOLLOWING ME! GO ON,GET OUT OF HERE
grandma what big eyes u have
The better to see u with my dear
What big ears u have
Well thats kinda rude
What big teeth u have
“Want me to help you with that tux?”
“Ok, suit yourself”
This looks like a job for Superman!
-unemployed Superman reading the classifieds
A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool.
He sees a sign “NO HORSEPLAY”
He lowers his head
& sadly trots away
You guys have been the worst hostages I’ve ever used, hands down.
*everyone lowers their hands*
*covers kids eyes*
“Hey Billy, guess who?”
“I knw its u dad. I know ur voice”
“Its not ur dad”