@YearOfRat

You can’t spell multitasking without tits. I forget where I was going with this.

@YearOfRat

My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary’s ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.

@YearOfRat

I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.

@YearOfRat

Whenever I motorboat a stripper, I spend more time on the left boob cuz its closer to the heart. I’m a die hard romantic.