@YesThatAmy

Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You’re wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS.

@YesThatAmy

If I did the math right, 8 of you are serial killers and 1,246 of you are eating Nutella.

@YesThatAmy

What did I do before Twitter? Well, there’s my family and……OH MY GOD WHERE’S MY FAMILY?!?!