@_SouthernMama

(Starts period)

Husband: OHHHH, so that’s why you’ve been such a b-

Me: WHAT!?

Him: What?

@_SouthernMama

I straightened my hair and wore my contacts. So according to all the 90s movies I’m unrecognizably hot now, right!?

@_SouthernMama

How am I supposed to find my glasses if I’m not wearing my glasses!?