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All these people casually jogging down the street, and then me, looking like I’m trying to pull an invisible dog sled.

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Funny how this Target cashier says “Merry Christmas” like she’s not going to see me 50 more times between now & then.

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“What state are we in now?”

-kids, 5 minutes into a 15-hour road trip

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“Sorry I was skeptical about your cough.”

-my new line of Get Well cards

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It’s not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle.

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Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.

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Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you’re having another breakfast within 45 minutes.

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When did we get a dog?

-me, getting into the wrong gray minivan at Target

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OTHER KIDS IN RESTAURANT: Restlessly coloring on a placemat waiting for food.
MY KIDS: Have already flipped over a booth & set it on fire.

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One of my sons says he likes my new haircut, and the other will have to twirl a sign outside a Mattress Firm to pay for college, I guess.