Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands.
They don’t give a fork.
*eats a bag of chips*
*eats 2 baked potatoes*
*eats a plate of fries*
*eats a plate of mashed potatoes*
Being a vegetarian is easy!
First rule of brown girl club: Don’t wear pink & white striped shirts; you’ll look like Neopolitan ice cream.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Because, I’m smarter than my friends.
I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005.
Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don’t know what the Indian dude is saying either.