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*eats a bag of chips*
*eats 2 baked potatoes*
*eats a plate of fries*
*eats a plate of mashed potatoes*

Being a vegetarian is easy!

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First rule of brown girl club: Don’t wear pink & white striped shirts; you’ll look like Neopolitan ice cream.

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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Because, I’m smarter than my friends.

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I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005.

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Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don’t know what the Indian dude is saying either.