@antheanton

Y’all realise that you can play a joke on someone without it being April 1st? Like no one is monitoring this!

@antheanton

You can either clean your home before guests arrive or hand them a tequila shot as soon as they arrive.

Shots it is!

@antheanton

If it’s the thought that matters, I had a shower today 😉

@antheanton

Ok, I know pandemics are bad … but have you ever run out of tequila?

@antheanton

Any dogs trainers on this app? How do I train my dog to make margaritas?

@antheanton

Why does everyone have to hold their NYE party on the same bloody night?