@authorkaitlyn

Text my grandma if she wants to go to the grocery with me she replied 🔥

like is that hell yeah or does she want to burn it down

@authorkaitlyn

Got all naked, baby oiled myself up, and jumped on his desk.
Slid into the wall so hard I’m suction-cupped

@authorkaitlyn

Give a man a fish he eats for a day then explains fishing to you even though you’re the one who gave him the fish