@badAzz_mom If you ever want your kids to communicate with you, just make sure you’re talking to someone else on the phone.
@badAzz_mom @badAzz_mom *gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*
@badAzz_mom So he says ” Nice glasses” and I say ” Thanks! They’re for seeing ”
*slaps knee*
@badAzz_mom You’re not allowed to say “long story short” after talking for 30 minutes.
@badAzz_mom People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.