@badAzz_mom

If you ever want your kids to communicate with you, just make sure you’re talking to someone else on the phone.

@badAzz_mom

So he says ” Nice glasses” and I say ” Thanks! They’re for seeing ”

*slaps knee*

@badAzz_mom

You’re not allowed to say “long story short” after talking for 30 minutes.

@badAzz_mom

People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.