@bboven

If pain is fear leaving the body, what gets the stupid out?

@bboven

I don’t need two-day delivery. Whatever I order shows up the second I step outside the door in my underwear.

@bboven

“What’s the going rate for a neighborhood kid?” is not the way to ask if anyone in the area is offering landscaping services. I know that now.

@bboven

If every day is a gift, I’m going to return some of them. Store credit is fine.