@bingowings14 Me trying to fit a 4 finger kitkat in my mouth because I’ve just heard one of the kids approaching
@bingowings14 @bingowings14 It’s a little bit tight did you keep the receipt?
@bingowings14 No. He’s not coming out to play
@bingowings14 the chicken was already gone when I got here
@bingowings14 Alexa, find me a cat who’s hell bent on world domination just as soon as the weather picks up a bit.
@bingowings14 Reduce your kids intake of sugary, fizzy drinks by shaking up the can before handing it to them.
@bingowings14 Burgers, she wrote.
– Angela Lansbury before she goes shopping.
@bingowings14 Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you.
Snail: It all happened so fast.
@bingowings14 First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out.
Because they do my head in.
@bingowings14 I’m just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something.