I just realized how long ago 2008 was, and I’ve decided I don’t like time any more
My co-worker’s wife just had her baby, so I told him “Happy… uh… baby!” because I couldn’t remember that normal humans say “congratulations,” and that tells you everything you need to know about me
I love these 90-minute department meetings. It’s like a thrilling live performance of an email
Working on a new catchphrase. I’m workshopping “That really butters my baboon!” and “THAT’ll put a meatloaf in your mailbox!”
They’re testing equally well (nobody likes them)
If I were one of the sciencers, I would simply do this
