What, tough guy? Come try taking that picture over here, why don’t ya?
Yous guys keep her distracted. I do the rest. Got it?
You learn something every day
Always wrinkle-check your t-shirts
It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake.
Even if it is no one’s birthday.
They don’t even check.
In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn’t have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is.