Not to jinx this, but last time there was a highly anticipated London wedding on TV, the groom said Rachel’s name instead.
I know it’s called Words With Friends, but the moment you play “QI” on a triple word spot, you just became my mortal enemy.
Nothing says “I’m stubborn” like owning a BlackBerry in 2013.
How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications:
1) Open Facebook app
2) Go to Settings
3) Throw your phone into a river
I’m starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist’s office.
That show “Catfish” should just be called “People Who Have Never Heard of Google.”
Just ran into Björk walking into her hjötel. Ljöking fjörward to her show at Pitchfjörk tjönight (hjöly shit my Icelandic is pjërfect).
“GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS” — Vegetarian Zombie
No Amazon, I don’t want to sort stuff by “Price: High to Low,” who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?
Does WebMD ever just say “you’re fine, there’s nothing wrong with you, go play outside you drama queen?”