@burgerkrang

is it pronounced stephen or stefan? anyways he’s now pronounced dead, sorry about your dad kid *ruffles hair*

@burgerkrang

was trying to insult someone and my phone corrected it to “ducklord”. now he is the ducklord & i am powerless against his mallard onslaught

@burgerkrang

freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door