@byrdie_num_num We’re lucky fire rhymes with liar liar; who knows what might have happened to our pants.
@byrdie_num_num @byrdie_num_num Sure I wish I had focused more on my finances, but back then who knew money would catch on.
@byrdie_num_num Remember to set your wireless bra to ‘airplane mode’ before take off.
@byrdie_num_num Say what you want about my short term memory…unless you already have…
@byrdie_num_num Not to date myself, but nobody else will.
@byrdie_num_num I wear jogging pants underneath my running pants in case I need to slow down.
@byrdie_num_num My first class ticket to the weekend never arrived, so I went couch.
@byrdie_num_num I believe there’s at least 1 killer tweet in each of us. I must have had 2 and they killed each other.
@byrdie_num_num As soon as I figure out what an unto is, I’ll consider doing it to others.