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We’re lucky fire rhymes with liar liar; who knows what might have happened to our pants.

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Sure I wish I had focused more on my finances, but back then who knew money would catch on.

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Remember to set your wireless bra to ‘airplane mode’ before take off.

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Say what you want about my short term memory…unless you already have…

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I wear jogging pants underneath my running pants in case I need to slow down.

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I believe there’s at least 1 killer tweet in each of us. I must have had 2 and they killed each other.

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As soon as I figure out what an unto is, I’ll consider doing it to others.