
Sure I wish I had focused more on my finances, but back then who knew money would catch on.
Sure I wish I had focused more on my finances, but back then who knew money would catch on.
Remember to set your wireless bra to ‘airplane mode’ before take off.
Say what you want about my short term memory…unless you already have…
Not to date myself, but nobody else will.
I wear jogging pants underneath my running pants in case I need to slow down.
My first class ticket to the weekend never arrived, so I went couch.
I believe there’s at least 1 killer tweet in each of us. I must have had 2 and they killed each other.
As soon as I figure out what an unto is, I’ll consider doing it to others.