grateful there’s a whole airline for virgins . i do NOT want them on my flight
please do not approach me unless i have an exclamation point above my head indicating i have a quest for you
i love banana bread you just buy a bunch of bananas and then ignore them for a while and finally you’re like ok u will be bread now
goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up