@cathisamazing

Cyclists who think you’re both a car AND a pedestrian.

Explain yourselves.

@cathisamazing

Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

@cathisamazing

Everybody just wants to get off…

….This elevator because that guy stinks

@cathisamazing

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.