@ch000ch it’s cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like “just as i suspected guys. it’s shit.”
@ch000ch @ch000ch hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
@ch000ch “My fellow Americans-”
Barack
“we are working tirelessly-”
Sir
“to make sure-”
Barack. You’re still wearing ur xbox headset
@ch000ch Juliet: yo I’m dead
Romeo: same
Juliet: OR AM I…
@ch000ch if she doesn’t reciprocate ur first “i love u”, press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say “oh cool u love me too? nice”
@ch000ch [climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi
@ch000ch OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM
@ch000ch 9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there’s no wifi
@ch000ch this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don’t know who’s winning
@ch000ch “oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol”
-giraffe in quicksand