The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief
I want to re-home a dog. Small terrier, tends to bark a lot. If interested let me know and I’ll jump over next door’s fence and get her
Sorry I was late for geometry class, I got on the rhombus
First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you’re coming
RIP the dinosaurs. Can’t believe it’s 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts
If your partner says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in a traffic jam