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The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief

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I want to re-home a dog. Small terrier, tends to bark a lot. If interested let me know and I’ll jump over next door’s fence and get her

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Sorry I was late for geometry class, I got on the rhombus

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First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you’re coming

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RIP the dinosaurs. Can’t believe it’s 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts

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If your partner says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in a traffic jam