7 asks me every morning if i have to work and we do that 7 days a week no matter how much i explain to him. his excuse is “i’m just a 7 yo enjoying summer. i don’t know what day it is”.
9: [who only had 97 snacks today] Are we ever gonna eat dinner?
rival dad next door thinks he has the best lawn but joke’s on him because i just sold my house to a professional landscaper. CHECKMATE.
A rob Lowe implies the existence of rob homedepot
having a teenager is fun because food that was in the kitchen when I went to bed is no longer there when I wake up.
if your day doesn’t start with chasing your neighbors chickens out of your yard are you even living your best life?
there are smart kids. Then there are my kids heating popsicles up in the microwave.
my kids can lose something i bought them for $20 and up and not even flinch but could lose a stick they found in the yard and cry about it for hours.
Hell hath no fury like a toddler just waking up from a nap.
I saw a banner by a local restaurant that told the community thanks for 30 great years and my mind thought “oh so since like 1960s they’ve been open” then I finished reading the banner “Since 1992”. well shit.