@dadmann_walking 7 asks me every morning if i have to work and we do that 7 days a week no matter how much i explain to him. his excuse is “i’m just a 7 yo enjoying summer. i don’t know what day it is”.
@dadmann_walking @dadmann_walking 9: [who only had 97 snacks today] Are we ever gonna eat dinner?
@dadmann_walking rival dad next door thinks he has the best lawn but joke’s on him because i just sold my house to a professional landscaper. CHECKMATE.
@dadmann_walking A rob Lowe implies the existence of rob homedepot
@dadmann_walking having a teenager is fun because food that was in the kitchen when I went to bed is no longer there when I wake up.
@dadmann_walking if your day doesn’t start with chasing your neighbors chickens out of your yard are you even living your best life?
@dadmann_walking there are smart kids. Then there are my kids heating popsicles up in the microwave.
@dadmann_walking my kids can lose something i bought them for $20 and up and not even flinch but could lose a stick they found in the yard and cry about it for hours.
@dadmann_walking Hell hath no fury like a toddler just waking up from a nap.
@dadmann_walking I saw a banner by a local restaurant that told the community thanks for 30 great years and my mind thought “oh so since like 1960s they’ve been open” then I finished reading the banner “Since 1992”. well shit.