Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: With adjectives.
Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, ‘like-likes’ me.
Don’t embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public.
Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him.
*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick
“I’m sorry, I really don’t know what a wingman is supposed to do.”
Hey…quick question, fellas:
Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?
Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams.