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Told my mom I hit 1200 Twitter followers. She pointed out how my brother owns a house and I’m wanted by several collection agencies. Oh ma!

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Today is “bring your dog to work day”. I thought it was “bring your dawg to work day”. So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg

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I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today

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Anyone know the difference between the Supreme and the Deluxe? This whore house menu is confusing