@edfoxcomedy “On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you’re in charge.”
– my advice to new teachers
@edfoxcomedy @edfoxcomedy “Doctor: Put the IV in.
Nurse: The 4 what?”
– chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms
@edfoxcomedy 1) Bake cake.
2) Don’t cut it into pieces.
3) Eat the whole thing.
4) Claim I ate “only one piece of cake.”
@edfoxcomedy In space, no one can hear your spouse chew.