@eleniZarro

For the record when you are “freezing” I never need to feel your ice cold hands, I believe you

@eleniZarro

Want to binge on sugar but all I’ve got are gummy vitamins so I’m about to get mad healthy

@eleniZarro

me: just tell me what to do

universe: *gives me a clear sign*

me: well that could be for anybody

@eleniZarro

Sometimes I wonder why kids are so angry and then I remember how hard it is for them to get alcohol

@eleniZarro

I hate when you get all excited bc someone says they had a dream about you and then you find out you were just there holding a clipboard

@eleniZarro

Worst reasons to wake up to a strange voice at 3am:

1. home intruder
2. haunting
3. bluetooth speaker lady complaining she wants more power