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Me: Can I order the conch fritters please?
Waitress: The “ch” is pronounced like a “k”
Me: Okay Bick.

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I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant.

Related: I’ve got some balloons for sale.

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Maybe it’s just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.

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If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to