@farouq_yahaya

My girlfriend and I started dating after her car ran into mine.

We met by accident

@farouq_yahaya

I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life.

It’s called an oughtobiography.

@farouq_yahaya

I went for a run but came back after 4 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I’m out of shape and can’t run for more than 4 minutes!