@froghammer

A male president? What if he gets a BONER and it presses the button to launch all the nukes

@froghammer

People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.

@froghammer

Obamacare? More like “Obama? I don’t care for that guy!!!” Honk if you want poor people to die