@funnyordie the sandworm from dune has arrived on the red carpet
@funnyordie @funnyordie TRUMP: I don’t have a subpoena. I have a very huge poena.
@funnyordie No regrets in 2018
@funnyordie Martin Shkreli can look forward to a 5,000% markup on cigarettes in his near future.
@funnyordie 🐠
@funnyordie Someone should probably go check on Steve.
@funnyordie BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker?
RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn’t know him. He goes to another Olympics.
#LochteGate
@funnyordie Usain Bolt has the greatest Tinder profile picture of all time on his hands.
@funnyordie Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
@funnyordie The occupations on ‘The Bachelorette’ are getting out of hand.
